modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

russellstyles:

slip, slidin’ away…..

The Ex (Canadian National Exhibition), from the top of Euroslide, Lakeshore, Toronto.

  1. Camera: iPhone 5
  2. Aperture: f/2.4
  3. Exposure: 1/244th
  4. Focal Length: 4mm

jasonregurgitateshisthoughts:

this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age

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funkdracula:

hawkwardly:

romanticizing-death:

bahboh:

one thing i love about college is that everyone is so exhausted that nobody judges anyone for sleeping anywhere like

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just rest your eyesimage

get comfy

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we’re all in  this together

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you are safe here

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it will be ok

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This is by far the cutest college post I have ever seen

At SCAD, kids in animation would fall asleep on toasty warm cintiqs at all hours of the day.

Napping in the museum courtyard on a nice day is basically law.

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cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

timmyturntner:

literallygoth:

what is happening?

Crop top movement 2k14

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50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

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unamusedsloth:

If alcohol labels told the truth.
unamusedsloth:

If alcohol labels told the truth.
unamusedsloth:

If alcohol labels told the truth.
unamusedsloth:

If alcohol labels told the truth.
unamusedsloth:

If alcohol labels told the truth.
unamusedsloth:

If alcohol labels told the truth.
unamusedsloth:

If alcohol labels told the truth.

unamusedsloth:

If alcohol labels told the truth.

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thebuttfuckingbelievers:

alt-j:

caseyaunthony:

i dont get this picture

obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe

Hillary Clinton

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seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop