teamfreekickass:

tacoofthelord:

teamfreekickass:

Females of tumblr
Please explain this

they’re made of recycled boyfriends

It all makes sense now

zubat:

denchgang:

where would i have a 24 pack of crayons but not my phone 

How long does it burn if it’s not an emergency?

zubat:

denchgang:

where would i have a 24 pack of crayons but not my phone 

How long does it burn if it’s not an emergency?

(Source: poyzn)

soundgoodizer:

image

image

There’s an extended version?!

Played 96786 times.
veracrossing:

This is my favorite leap year quote. 

veracrossing:

This is my favorite leap year quote. 

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

I don’t believe such a thing exists

image

image

I was mistaken

shagurlwho:

ishipitlikeups:

For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful.

That’s not a joke that’s a gift

dilfgod:

u got any dr pepper

(Source: zay4ik)

awwww-cute:

Chill chihuahua puppy enjoys a neck massage

awwww-cute:

Chill chihuahua puppy enjoys a neck massage

arctichunkies:

curves on women are great, but curves on final exams are really what get me going

(Source: bewbin)

(Source: iraffiruse)

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

snorlaxatives:

methfab:

snorlaxatives:

i want a sugar mama in my life

image

not what i had in mind but she will do

(Source: snorlaxatives)

jayjsupremacy:

yungwalterwhite:

ladybug:

I am not okay with this.

NO

WOOOOOW

jayjsupremacy:

yungwalterwhite:

ladybug:

I am not okay with this.

NO

WOOOOOW

(Source: ladybug)